Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald?
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why the first three shoot your selves!! assholes. what the fuck happend to her tits??? i tought she saw a reflection of her self on the mirrow and the tits ran away. the muff is nice i like it 3stars. (hey the US beat Spain, because of this i ll give her an extra star) 3+1=4 thank the US soccer team
Have to agree with Anon June 25, 2009 1:20 AM about the future state of the marriage. Also agree with DeBoner's comment. Face it, wedding dresses are almost always "bait & switch."
I can almost hear her saying, "Did you REALLY need to take that [picture]?"
Or, "You gonna get your ass off to work now, huh?"
Or, "We had sex on our honeymoon, don't be askin' for sex again, eh?"
Or, "What are you looking at now? You fucked my ass before the wedding, we're married now so I don't have to do that anymore. Got it?"
This marriage appears to be going spelendidly! Post photos of your bride nude on the interet, along with a bottle of Jergens lotion and tissues on the counter. Till death do you part. . .
Oh, BTW, this gal's OK. She gets a solid 3.5 stars from me (rounded up to 4 because she's very clean and is obviously making sarcastic comments to the poor schlub who surprised her in the shower with a camera flash).
The reveal pic needs some creative captioning.
"Listen up, asshole, if I find this one on the 'net, you'll never get another blowjob!"
News flash, grade schoolers: that's what real boobs look like after a couple of years! She probably lost some weight (maybe in order to fit into her wedding dress) and she's probably in her high-mid-to-late 20's. From another angle, those tits would be fantastic! Trust me, you can (and based on the average heifer* at your local shopping mall, odds are that you WILL) do a lot worse.
As far as the puss, hair can always grow back. At least this one doesn't have a rudder hanging down. Me likey. You wanna trade for my wifey?
*- Those who nitpick will point out that a heifer is a young cow that hasn't thrown the first calf. I stand by my statement, as odds are that your wife will just get WORSE after that.
I was disappointed seeing her all cute in her dress and then to know what she really looked like. Funny choice of photos. Her husband must be a dud root.
very pretty face, but disappointing tits....so, I'll just cover them with massive loads of warm cum after she sucks it out of me.....would probably prefer to fuck her face at the wedding with the dress on and everyone watching .....nothing like pints and pints of white cum to match the dress......get in line, boys, she says she'll suck us all!!!!
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very pretty lady :)
why the first three shoot your selves!! assholes.
what the fuck happend to her tits??? i tought she saw a reflection of her self on the mirrow and the tits ran away.
the muff is nice i like it 3stars.
(hey the US beat Spain, because of this i ll give her an extra star)
3+1=4 thank the US soccer team
Gross!!!
I have that same shower head, it sux
A very attractive lady - looks good !
-=-Shoreguy
Nothing like a lil Jergens and tissue!!
She would need a shower after I'm done banging her brains out.
male bitches are out today :-(
get a life
Ooooooo ! nice. I like. Nice tits, but you better let your hair grow into a nice thick bush before your new husband calls for a divorce.
^^ lol!
first
Fine body. Guessed right.
very nice she can be my princess
My guess is the marriage is already over, hence the photo from the honeymoon online already. You can tell, look at her eyes in the shower!
Wedding Dress intro pics always make me laugh!
Did someone order flapjacks?
1st, 15th, who gives a shit, honestly
divorzia pure!
there should be a separate section for wedding pics. so awesome.
★★★★★
Feel sorry for her, wedding gone bad. Crap picture anyway. Look away, look away.
She looks stunning in her wedding pic and scary in the shower. Awful boobs and needs to lose 15 pounds
are you mad? she is hot
bunitinha
Just goes to prove: Even the most average chick will look beautiful when you make her up and put her in a wedding gown.
that is not a "I'm happy to see you" look on her face.
Have to agree with Anon June 25, 2009 1:20 AM about the future state of the marriage. Also agree with DeBoner's comment. Face it, wedding dresses are almost always "bait & switch."
I can almost hear her saying, "Did you REALLY need to take that [picture]?"
Or, "You gonna get your ass off to work now, huh?"
Or, "We had sex on our honeymoon, don't be askin' for sex again, eh?"
Or, "What are you looking at now? You fucked my ass before the wedding, we're married now so I don't have to do that anymore. Got it?"
I always enjoy the wedding photo intro.
The look on her face in the shower says, 'wtf' are you doing with that camera ?
She looks good naked !
ordinary looking crapy tits shaved puss....ho hum boring !
Man, gotta love these revenge pics.
She ain't too hot, tho.
like you couldnt tell how that was going to go! of course shaved, big deal looks the same as all the others. No thanks!
Nuthin' there some cunt hair couldn't fix.
This marriage appears to be going spelendidly! Post photos of your bride nude on the interet, along with a bottle of Jergens lotion and tissues on the counter. Till death do you part. . .
Very hot...i would like to smell and lick her pussy.
I have that same showerhead!
Have we seen this bride before?
The tits are a little sloppy, but I LOVE the bride thing.
Need to hook up a air hose to those tits!
Weird boobs
somebody married her?
You talkin' to me? Prettier in the dress with makeup.
She looks like my ex-wife....Hopefully not as much of a bitch lol.
Eaton Beaver once again. Lovely. She's not playing the shy virgin role, I see. Shaved coochie kind of gives it away, doesn't it?
that reminds me, I need to buy some eggs on the way home
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June 25, 2009 2:46 AM
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Oh, BTW, this gal's OK. She gets a solid 3.5 stars from me (rounded up to 4 because she's very clean and is obviously making sarcastic comments to the poor schlub who surprised her in the shower with a camera flash).
The reveal pic needs some creative captioning.
"Listen up, asshole, if I find this one on the 'net, you'll never get another blowjob!"
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★★★★☆
don't know why...but I want to jump in the shower with her and eat that freshly cleaned pussy
Love the wedding pics -- She must have pissed off the hubby!!!
She looks like lance bass
My sister looked at a lot like her 30 years ago
My sister looked at a lot like her 30 years ago
cut off the head, keep the rest
Hey I have that same showerhead
I done a shit.
Oh yes nice.
My shit?
Oh great, now I've wanked all over my bloody shoes.
Nice!! Shower pics are usually pretty bad, but she looks good. Nice shavie shave.
"Boy, I can't even BEGIN to describe the fuckin' I'd throw that showerhead..."
The chick's OK, too.
I see a divorce in her future: yuck
I too have that shower head. Kind of lame on the water flow.
I don't know if it's the expression, the posture, the shower or what, but that is the least erotic naked girl pic on this site.
News flash, grade schoolers: that's what real boobs look like after a couple of years! She probably lost some weight (maybe in order to fit into her wedding dress) and she's probably in her high-mid-to-late 20's. From another angle, those tits would be fantastic! Trust me, you can (and based on the average heifer* at your local shopping mall, odds are that you WILL) do a lot worse.
As far as the puss, hair can always grow back. At least this one doesn't have a rudder hanging down. Me likey. You wanna trade for my wifey?
*- Those who nitpick will point out that a heifer is a young cow that hasn't thrown the first calf. I stand by my statement, as odds are that your wife will just get WORSE after that.
She's got a cute little kitty and titties. I'd definitely eat and bang her. A natural beauty.
Guessed it!I agree with those who like the wedding pics for clothed photo.
This woman's wedding day must have been a good one, she looks happy.
Four stares.
i wonder what she is like to have sex with
I was disappointed seeing her all cute in her dress and then to know what she really looked like. Funny choice of photos. Her husband must be a dud root.
I bet it took her husband six months to see her naked, and it takes for us is a single click of mouse in two seconds ... LIFE IS SWEET !!
Any chance we can get a general location for submissions. A lot of these women look familiar. I think I saw her on Youtube or something.
And you think we're gonna do what tonight?
very pretty face, but disappointing tits....so, I'll just cover them with massive loads of warm cum after she sucks it out of me.....would probably prefer to fuck her face at the wedding with the dress on and everyone watching .....nothing like pints and pints of white cum to match the dress......get in line, boys, she says she'll suck us all!!!!
Beautiful!! hall of fame!
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